When I was a young little boy, I always dreamed of having super powers. If you've never dreamt about having super powers, Im sure someone probably asked you, "If you had a choice...". And today, I've just updated my one and only choice of superhero powers, which previously was the ability to SuperJump. Imagine the ability to jump really high will change the NBA totally. Travelling will be cheaper, one can be in Malaysia to China in a single step! Ooooh its hard to let go of this super power but I now choose the ability to manipulate minds now! Muahahahaha (evil laugh included)
People, human beings, etc are difficult. Why can everyone just understand me! Yes, a boring world it will become. Maybe I should modify my SuperManipulate mind control power to be short-acting like Novorapid insulin and probably add a memory loss effect type power after they come out of the mind-control so they wont kill me for controlling them.
Or perhaps I should learn to control my temper and stop yelling at staff at work. And everyone gets upset with me. Or maybe, I should choose to have the SuperCalm super power instead? the ability to calm down in any given situation or circumstance!... sounds like an ad for Xanax. lol
Devious Comments
When I was younger I just wanted to fly
mmmm but right now? I would like to just have an usb-port in my skull so that I can download all the awesome stuff
good luck with your awesome super powers
--
I moved biatches
a laser beam is that for destroying things?. remember as spiderpig's uncle said with great powers comes great responsibilities!!! spiderpig spiderpig spiderpig hahaha
--
justine keeps cats and nejos.
--
"Well, I like bridges." - Franz Kline
Like flora? Visit my Stock account ~herbariumStock
laserbeams also can instant cook your water to make awesome tea
--
I moved biatches
yea i miss 'having' that super power now hahahahah
--
justine keeps cats and nejos.
--
justine keeps cats and nejos.
--
I moved biatches
--
justine keeps cats and nejos.
--
CLUBS:
Previous Page1234Next Page