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Thu Jun 11, 2009, 6:39 AM
The UFO modem that I bought last month has died. So its back to the ol' trusty ADSL1 modem while Melbourne's favourite cheap computer megastore MSY gets it fixed.

When I was a young little boy, I always dreamed of having super powers. If you've never dreamt about having super powers, Im sure someone probably asked you, "If you had a choice...". And today, I've just updated my one and only choice of superhero powers, which previously was the ability to SuperJump. Imagine the ability to jump really high will change the NBA totally. Travelling will be cheaper, one can be in Malaysia to China in a single step! Ooooh its hard to let go of this super power but I now choose the ability to manipulate minds now! Muahahahaha (evil laugh included)

People, human beings, etc are difficult. Why can everyone just understand me! Yes, a boring world it will become. Maybe I should modify my SuperManipulate mind control power to be short-acting like Novorapid insulin and probably add a memory loss effect type power after they come out of the mind-control so they wont kill me for controlling them.

Or perhaps I should learn to control my temper and stop yelling at staff at work. And everyone gets upset with me. Or maybe, I should choose to have the SuperCalm super power instead? the ability to calm down in any given situation or circumstance!... sounds like an ad for Xanax. lol

  • Mood: Love
  • Listening to: Love call by Rythem
  • Reading: Epilepsy - Essential CPE
  • Watching: Law and order
  • Playing: on my nintendo ds
  • Eating: curry rice
  • Drinking: Honey tea

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:iconjianetsu:
:XD: you have some awesome super powers you want to get :XD:
When I was younger I just wanted to fly :D kinda like the super jump power but without the effort to jump (I'm such a lazy person)

mmmm but right now? I would like to just have an usb-port in my skull so that I can download all the awesome stuff :XD: .... or a laser beam that would be cool as well

good luck with your awesome super powers :#1:

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:iconlimubear:
a usb port? make sure it the new upcoming v3.0

a laser beam is that for destroying things?. remember as spiderpig's uncle said with great powers comes great responsibilities!!! spiderpig spiderpig spiderpig hahaha

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:iconilex9:
Personally I'd just stick with superjump.

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:iconjianetsu:
:XD: lololol I shall remember that :XD:
laserbeams also can instant cook your water to make awesome tea ;p

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:iconlimubear:
lexi!!!!!!! :hug:

yea i miss 'having' that super power now hahahahah

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:iconlimubear:
tea i havent had tea for a long time. i've been drinking hot honey water cos i am sick :cries:

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:iconjianetsu:
:O how horrible get better soon so that you can drink 2 liters of tea every 2 minutes :#1:

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:iconlimubear:
thank you. honey tea! u know i bought a bottle of honey and i didnt have cash on me and i forgot my keycard pin number. i dunno why but this is like the second time. anywyas ended up using my credit card. so embarassing

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:iconyuzukko:
Oh! like professor X! i just want to fly but abit dangerous with all the airplanes and lightning all around!

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